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Clayton Harding: [Meeting with Sidney for the first time in Clayton's corporate office] You think you've arrived, don't you? Hate to break it to you, but you're only in the first room. In about a year, maybe longer, you'll discover a secret doorway at the back of the first room that leads to the second. And in time, if you're lucky, you'll discover another doorway in the back of the second room that leads to the third. There are seven rooms altogether. You're in the first. I'm in the seventh. Don't you forget it.
Sidney Young: [nonchalantly] Can I use the bathroom in the seventh? Because the one in the first really smells.
Clayton Harding: Which leads me to the subject of your sense of humor. I had a look through your magazine here.
Sidney Young: What did you think?
Clayton Harding: Felt it was kind of snarky... and bitter... and witless.
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Sidney Young: I don't know the meaning of the word fear.
Alison Olsen: I'm sure there are many words you don't know the meaning of.
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