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Paul: Ok, he's not that bad.
Connor Mead: Thank you, Paulie.
Deena the Bridesmaid: Paul, he hit on your mother-in-law.
Vonda Volkom: I've banged worse.
Connor Mead: [All cheer] Thank you, Vonda!
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Melanie: [to the three women who Connor broke up with on a conference call] Don't be sad, you whiny bitches.
Ashley Carvalho
Extended Reading
Ghosts of Girlfriends Past quotes