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Josh Parker: Mary, why do you even have a minivan? You don't have kids.
Mary: I buy in bulk!
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Tracey Hughes: [beginning her pitch for AnyWair] What's the most annoying thing about the Internet?
Jeremy: Pictures of peoples' kids.
Joel: Linked-ln invites.
Nate: My girlfriend's always on it.
[tries to convince everyone]
Nate: I have a girlfriend.
Fred: The lack of Asian male representation in porn.
Jeremy: Grumpy Cat. It's like... It's Garfield.
Fred: Oh, you know? That orange with the human dick?
Arthur Dean
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