Art Hsu

Karl Wolfschtagg: You are so close to defeat that it already reeks of your cheap cologne.

Master Wong: [smirks] The joke's on you, pretty boy. It's not cologne, it's lady speed stick.

Randy Daytona: [sees a man standing up] Hey, a volunteer! How you doing buddy?

[takes his ping pong ball and paddle and starts bouncing the ball of the guy's face]

Cheese'N'Mac Guy: [as Randy is bouncing the ball of his face] I was just going for more Cheese 'n Mac.

Cheese'N'Mac Guy: [Randy keeps bouncing the ball of his face and then his stomach. The guy trys to protect himself with his plate but can't] Stop!

Randy Daytona: [finally catches the ball] Hoooooooeeeeeee! A-thank you!

Cheese'N'Mac Guy: [collapses from a heart attack]