Arleen Sorkin

Bonk: He's got us running around, ripping a bunch of geek junk, but no cash! He won't tell us what his plan is, if he even has one! I-want-out!

The Joker: If you insist.

[He raises a gun. The Jokerz gasp]

Bonk: Hey, man, take it easy... I-I was just kiddin'!

[Joker pulls the trigger, and everyone jumps. A BANG flag comes out of the gun]

The Joker: So was I!

[He chuckles, and all the Jokerz let out a sigh. As Bonk relaxes, Joker pulls the trigger again, and the flag-pole shoots out of the gun, impaling Bonk and poisoning him with Joker toxin]

The Joker: Oops! No, I wasn't! That's *also* how we did it my day!

The Joker: Don't you *dare* laugh at me!

Terry McGinnis: [laughing] Why? I thought the Joker always wanted to make Batman laugh!

The Joker: [screaming] You're not Batman!