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Jimmy: What's the damage?
Lorri: Well, they took the bed, but they left the dresser.
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Jimmy: [On the phone with Lorri] You remember that blue sports coat that I never wear?
Lorri: Huh? Hold on a second, honey, I'm boiling right now
[Fixes the boiling pot while Jimmy anxiously waits]
Lorri: Sorry, what about the blue sports coat you never wear?
Jimmy: Could you have it sent out to Arlington for me?
Lorri: Arlington? But I thought you were in-
[Realizes what he's saying]
Lorri: You tell me right now, Jimmy Morris!
Jimmy: Well, apparently... there's a dress code in the Major Leagues.
Angus T. Jones
Extended Reading
