Andy Nez

Andy Nez

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    The Client List quotes

    • Samantha Horton: [sighs] You know, I know you're not supposed to say it, but I just love having money.

      Dee: Loving it maybe just a little bit too much?

      Samantha Horton: Dee, come on, you know I have always dreamed of not having to look at price tags.

      Dee: And Rex doesn't suspect anything? I mean, the watch, the earrings, the necklace? What do you tell him?

      Samantha Horton: That they're all fake. Come on, men don't know from jewelry.

      Dee: Well,

      [sighs]

      Dee: that's the truth.

      Samantha Horton: You know what's weird? Nobody even wants an explanation. It's like I'm Santa Claus.

      [shakes her head]

      Samantha Horton: Just as long as I keep giving them presents, they can see me soaring through the sky with flying reindeer.

      [Dee gives her an uncertain look]

      Samantha Horton: Don't worry... I know what I'm doing.

    • Tanya: I'll tell you what's crazy. Me sitting here bored and horny while Sam's got three rooms going.

      Doreen: Oh, well, don't go comparing yourself to others, Tanya. We all got our own strengths. Though I gotta say, Sam's been busy as popcorn.

      Tanya: Yeah. She's got guys flying in from Germany on private jets. Guys buying her jewelry.

      Doreen: And three,

      [holding up three fingers]

      Doreen: three proposals! That's gotta be like some kinda record!

      [chuckles]