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Micaela 2022-04-08 08:01:02
Happily Ever After
Except for the prince becoming dumb, the stepmother becoming sperm, and a dishwasher jumping out of thin air, the basic story is Cinderella. And the address of the god of the fairy tale world is actually in the attic of the prince's palace. Shouldn't the highest authority get a house of its own?...
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Antone 2022-04-08 08:01:02
New in old bottles, but seldom
Everyone knows the story of Cinderella. A tragic beginning, after many adventures, the lovers finally get married, and Cinderella and Prince Charming combine, drawing a perfect ending. In this era of full choice, it is the norm for the public to like the new and dislike the old. If the development...
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Rick: Can I get you guys a refill on the mead?
Wolf #1: [gestures to a chair] What's your rush, kid? Sit down!
Wolf #2: Take a load off! Pour yourself a glass.
Rick: [sits] All right! Don't mind if I do. You know, that's the first time anybody asked me to sit down...
[puts feet up, accidentally kicks fork, drink flies across room and melts witch]
Wolf #1: So, what's your name, kid?
Rick: Rick.
Wolf #2: So, are you a good guy, or a bad guy, or what kind?
Rick: Neither! I work in the kitchen.
Wolf #1: Let me give you some advice. Around here, you're either a good guy, or a bad guy. And between you and me, I don't see much future in being good. *Capiche*?
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Munk: We're not tipping the scales of good and evil so YOU can be entertained!
Mambo: What if we made the seven dwarves, seven feet TALL? And...
Munk: No way!
Mambo: What about making Rapunzel go bald...
Munk: [interrupts, grabs remote] NO! Forget it.
[walks away]
Mambo: Couldn't we just give her split ends? Or dandruff? Or a mullet! Or SOMETHING!
