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Jason: [Referring to Mikey following news of his divorce] I don't know what we should do man.
Daniel: We need to get him a hooker.
Jason: No, I don't think so.
Daniel: Yeah, we'll use a coupon and get him a cheap hooker.
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Ellie: [after sex] I wasn't going to do that. I was going to hold out, like make you wait for 40 days.
Jason: I was going to make you wait, and then I realized I'm a dude.
Andrew Pagliara
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