Andrew Pagliara

Jason: [Referring to Mikey following news of his divorce] I don't know what we should do man.

Daniel: We need to get him a hooker.

Jason: No, I don't think so.

Daniel: Yeah, we'll use a coupon and get him a cheap hooker.

Ellie: [after sex] I wasn't going to do that. I was going to hold out, like make you wait for 40 days.

Jason: I was going to make you wait, and then I realized I'm a dude.