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Michael Scott: Dwight, you ignorant slut!
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Creed Bratton: Hey, I want to set you up with my daughter
Jim Halpert: Oh, I'm engaged to Pam.
Creed Bratton: I thought you were gay?
Jim Halpert: Then why would you want to set me up with your daughter?
Creed Bratton: I don't know.
Andrew O'Shanick
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