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School Bully: Keith. Keithy. oi, oi.
[whistles]
Shaun: Talkin' to me?
[nods]
Shaun: What?
School Bully: I never knew Keith Chegwin had a son.
Shaun: Piss off.
School Bully: What the fuck are they?
Shaun: These, I'm wearing them for a bet, what's your excuse?
School Bully: Cheeky Bastard. Woodstock's that way pal.
Shaun: Fuck off, at least I don't look like count Dracula.
Shaun: You think your funny yeh?
Shaun: yeh.
School Bully: You think your funny you little spaz?
Shaun: Yeh.
School Bully: You want to hear a fucking joke yeh?
Shaun: Yeh, yeh go on then
School Bully: How many people can you fit into a mini?
Shaun: I don't fucking know how many?
School Bully: Three in the back, two in the front, and your fucking dad in the ashtray.
Shaun: You fucker!
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Woody: [after Gadget tells Shaun to go home] Now I feel bad, I feel bad now.
[Looks at Gadget]
Woody: You fucking prick, you know what you are?
[smacks a pastry out of Gadget's hands]
Woody: You're a friggin' bully, Gadget.
Andrew Ellis
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