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Gabrielle 2022-09-28 12:19:51
[Non-Film Critic] [Premiere Recording] I am the longest and longest fan girl in China! ! [Proud face]
2015.3.23. China World Trade Center Paragon "Kingsman" photocall+ premiere
[The photo of the premiere photocall is in my album, you can go to lick my face] It is
estimated that I have run out of character this year! ! The premiere is really exciting! ! On March 9th, I suddenly knew that... -
Joelle 2022-09-27 19:24:19
I can't see Star Wars without R2D2?
*Please don't think carefully about any word I said.
The director is too hard. A very happy Star Wars fan was shot. Not only the story, but also the characters can almost correspond. I really am. . . Impressed.
Kingsman=jedi orders
are all knight, and there are special "uniforms" and...

Andrei Lenart
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Julia 2021-10-20 18:59:33
Guess what word 2625 typed on the phone? ANAL
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Madalyn 2021-10-20 18:59:33
A British spy movie full of countless inexplicable joys and hot spots. In addition to Uncle Colin, Kane, Ma Qiang, and the chief executive, the young-toothed Eggsy is also a little amazing. The action scene of Uncle Colin in a suit is really violent and elegant, please accept my girly heart! That dog named JB is really enough, James Bond, Jason Bourne, Jack Bauer are also black and beautiful.
Kingsman: The Secret Service quotes
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Harry Hart: [Grabs a fountain pen from the wall] Now, I've had a lot of fun with this. One of our finest examples of chemical engineering. Poison. Harmless when ingested. But at a time, convenient to you...
[Pulls pen clip outward]
Harry Hart: It can be remotely activated. Primed.
[Pushes clip back]
Harry Hart: Lethal.
[Eggsy looks at the gold cigarette lighters on the wall]
Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin: And what about these? What do these do? Electrocute you?
Harry Hart: Don't be ridiculous. It's a hand grenade.
Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin: Shut up.
Harry Hart: If you want to electrocute someone, you'll need a signet ring.
[Grabs a ring from the wall]
Harry Hart: A gentleman traditionally wears the signet on his left hand, but a Kingsman wears it on whatever hand happens to be dominant. If you touch the contact behind the ring, it delivers 50,000 volts.
Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin: [Pointing at the smartphones and tablets on the opposite wall] And what about them? What makes them so special?
[Eggsy grabs a lighter while Hart is not looking]
Harry Hart: Nothing. That technology is caught up with the spy world.
[Hart and Eggsy head back to the main lobby]
Harry Hart: Put it back, Eggsy.
[Eggsy puts the lighter back]
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Kingsman Tailor: Perfect timing. Gentleman's just finished.
[Valentine and Gazelle step out of Fitting Room 1]
Valentine: Mr. DeVere. What a coincidence. You are totally the reason I'm here. When you left my house, I was thirsting for that dope-ass smoking jacket you had on. And since I'm going to Royal Ascot, apparently you need one of these penguin suits. Here I am. What are you doing here?
[Valentine shakes hands with Eggsy]
Valentine: What's up, man? Richmond Valentine.
Harry Hart: This is my new valet. I was just introducing him to my tailor.
Valentine: Another coincidence. So am I.
Harry Hart: Did you have any chance to think further on my proposal?
Valentine: Most definitely. My people will be getting in touch with you very soon. I guarantee it.
Harry Hart: A word of advice: Ascot requires top hat. I might suggest Lock & Co. Hatters, St. James.
Valentine: 'Lox', as in smoked fish?
Harry Hart: As in 'locked up'.
Valentine: Oh. I have trouble understanding you people sometimes. You all talk so funny.