Andreas Anderson

Andreas Anderson

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    • Madalyn 2022-01-01 08:02:40

      The Continent of Shit---[Rotten Butt Movie Series]

      Written in the front:
        It is another sleepy afternoon. The advantage of station B is that many Up hosts will also upload popular movies that are not popular. Basically imaginable station B can be watched. This saves a lot of shopping on the Internet. The trouble of filming or downloading can be...

    • Shanon 2022-01-01 08:02:40

      There is always another strange world-but it is absolutely beyond our imagination

      Although the low-level humor weakens the realism of the performance, many times in times of crisis, the actors have time to joke and engage in American humor. Those monsters have enough patience and are determined not to wait for the appearance at this time. The protagonist’s video at critical...

    • Emmanuelle 2022-04-21 09:02:43

      Nonsense spoof movie~

    • Sherwood 2022-03-24 09:02:24

      Spoof~ The alien looks so disgusting~ I feel like watching that funny movie of Sparta

    Land of the Lost quotes

    • [Inside Dr. Marshall's office, there is knocking at the door]

      Dr. Rick Marshall: [groans]

      Holly Cantrell: Dr. Marshall?

      [Opens the door and sees Marshall lying on the floor surrounded by wrappers of junk food]

      Holly Cantrell: Oh God! Are you alright?

      [Helps him up from the ground and lays him against a cabinet]

      Holly Cantrell: Hey, up you get. Here, just lean against...

      [Struggling the keep him up, he spits out a piece of food from his mouth]

      Holly Cantrell: Oh dear.

      Dr. Rick Marshall: I'm fine. I'm okay, I just... worked late. Then, I got hungry and I... had several meals and lapsed into a food coma. I've had issues with food in the past. I don't know, you know, just with the stress with everything I just over did it... but I'm in control. Now, I don't have to go back to Phoenix.

      Holly Cantrell: I just wanted, I wanted to um, come apologize for yesterday Michael. My behavior was just...

      [she stares in shock as finds Marshall's completely built Tachyon Amplifier]

      Dr. Rick Marshall: No, no, no.

      Holly Cantrell: You've finished the Tachyon Amplifier!

      Dr. Rick Marshall: No, no, I mean yes. I, I don't know, I finished building it, yes, but... I didn't have the nerve to test it out. So, I thought a trip to Arby's might give me some courage, but no dice.

      [Sticks an old fry in his mouth]

      Dr. Rick Marshall: Then, I hit Popeye's, Del Taco. 14,000 calories later, I found myself down at Subway... powering through a 12 inch veggie on whole wheat babbling to a cut-out of Jared. Still didn't give me the strength to turn that thing on. I'm a coward.

      Holly Cantrell: You are not a coward, you're a visionary. This is probably the greatest work of genius in the last hundred years.

      [Turns on the amplifier to the music of A Chorus Line singing I Hope I Get It; Turns it off]

      Holly Cantrell: Is that A Chorus Line?

      Dr. Rick Marshall: It, it's left over data from the drive. What a piece of crap!

      [Slams foot against desk shaking the amplifier on for a second]

      Dr. Rick Marshall: The machine, I mean, not A Chorus Line. I love showtunes, they really tell the story of the human condition.

      Holly Cantrell: It's a bit gay.

      Dr. Rick Marshall: It IS great.

    • Enik: Thank Vinok you've come to my aid, Rick Marshall.

      Dr. Rick Marshall: You know me?

      Enik: Of course. Even in the farthest reaches of the universe, we have seen your Matt Lauer video.