Andrea López

Andrea López

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    Y tu mamá también quotes

    • Alejandro 'Jano' Montes de Oca: I didn't know you want to be a writer. What are you going to write about, "fine boys"?

      Tenoch: No, about faggots like you.

      Alejandro 'Jano' Montes de Oca: Well, let me tell you that there is a big difference between writing highschool tales and producing actual literature.

      Tenoch: When do you begin?

      Alejandro 'Jano' Montes de Oca: Have you read my book already?

      Tenoch: I read the critics.

      Alejandro 'Jano' Montes de Oca: Critics are a bunch of assholes

    • Julio Zapata: Traveling is really cool

      Tenoch: Yeah, but with mushrooms! You've never stepped into a single plane