Andi Eystad

Nick Marshall: No games.

Darcy McGuire: Just sports.

Nick Marshall: Okay, gotta think like a broad, gotta think like a broad... okay. I'm a broad...

[closes his eyes]

Nick Marshall: I see... lipstick. On a Tahitian beauty under a waterfall, wearing nothing by a thong, cold water cascading down her ba...

Nick Marshall: [his eyes pop open] I'm a lesbian!