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Zed: [Abraham draws back with the knife, about to stab Isaac] STOP! What are you doin' with that kid?
Abraham: [Abraham freezes, with the knife still held high] ... Nothing.
Zed: Nothing?
Abraham: This is my son, sir. We were playing a game, alright? It's called... "Burny Burny Cut Cut".
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Cain: For the crimes- of blasphemy - heresy - conspiracy - treachery - leprosy - puppetry - hyperbole - animal husbandry - sodomy... Oh, it's refusal of sodomy - overt punditry - and the murder of my brother Abel - the prisoners shall be stoned - TO DEATH!
Amanda Bosley
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