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Henry Van Cleve: [regarding How to Make Your Husband Happy] Don't buy this book. You don't need it. I'll tell you something more appropriate for you: Leave Your Nest And Fly Away With Me.
Martha: Well, I might buy that book too...
Henry Van Cleve: Well, we don't have it in stock right now... but I'd love to discuss the idea with you...
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Martha: If you don't change your attitude, I shall have to complain to your employer.
Henry Van Cleve: I'm not employed here. I'm not a book salesman. I took one look at you and followed you into the store. If you'd walked into a restaurant, I would have become a waiter. If you'd walked into a burning building, I would have become a fireman. If you'd walked into an elevator, I would have stopped it between two floors and we'd have spent the rest of our lives there. Please forgive me but you can't walk out of my life like that.
Allyn Joslyn
Extended Reading