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Jason: Dude, are you taking a shit in there?
Daniel: Absolutely not.
Jason: Every time you come over, you take a shit.
Daniel: No, I'm not taking a shit, I'm using a self-tanner!
Jason: Self-tanner?
Daniel: Yeah, I told that assistant in Vogue I couldn't hang out 'cause I was in Tulum. I'm trying to face her off my roster.
[he pauses briefly]
Daniel: Also, I am taking a shit.
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Daniel: Yeah, everybody knows you can't call a girl a hooker. Even hookers hate being called hookers.
Alice Litvak
Extended Reading
