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Darius: What makes you think he won't slam the door in my face, too?
Jeff: Because you gotta be sincere and charming. Okay? He's used to assholes like me coming and making fun.
Arnau: Uh, also, probably none of the other people were beautiful girls.
Jeff: [with a sideways look] Easy, Arnau.
Arnau: What?
Jeff: He's right. Use that too. There's something off about this guy, okay? So you gotta go slow, like you're trapping a skittish animal. Now, lure him. Play coy. Girls know how to do that shit.
Darius: You're dangling my vagina out there like bait. What if this guy's a murderer? What if he cuts me up into little pieces and eats me?
Jeff: Then the story's even better.
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Darius: [referring to Kenneth] What makes you think there's something wrong with him?
Jeff: Because he thinks he can go back in time.
Darius: Was there something wrong with Einstein or David Bowie?
Alice Hung
Extended Reading
