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Isabella Swan: Hey dad I have a date with Edward Cullen.
Charlie Swan: He's a little old for ya, isn't he?
Isabella Swan: No, uh, he's a junior I'm a junior. I thought you liked the Cullens.
Charlie Swan: I thought you didn't like any of the boys in town.
Isabella Swan: Edward doesn't live in town, technically. He's right outside.
Charlie Swan: He is?
Isabella Swan: Yeah he wanted to meet you, officially.
Charlie Swan: Alright,
[cocks gun]
Charlie Swan: bring him in.
Isabella Swan: Could you be nice? He is - he's important.
[Charlie draws invisible circle around his head, as to be a halo]
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Isabella Swan: Do you do this a lot?
Edward Cullen: Just the past couple of months. I like watching you sleep. I find it fascinating.
Alexander Mendeluk
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