Alexander Martin

Alexander Martin

  • Born: 1973-2-12
  • Height: 6' (1.83 m)
  • Extended Reading

    Can't Hardly Wait quotes

    • Stoner Guy: Preston? I dunno, his hair's kinda, I dunno, brown?

      Matt, Watermelon Guy: No, it's not really brown. Oh, he's tall.

      Stoner Guy: Yeah, he's kinda kinda tall. Sorta tall. And he's like always wearing like t-shirts.

      Amanda Becket: So, he's sort of tall?

      Stoner Guy: Kind of.

      Amanda Becket: With... hair?

      Stoner Guy: Yeah.

      Amanda Becket: And he wears t-shirts sometimes?

      Stoner Guy: Yeah.

      Matt, Watermelon Guy: Yes.

      Amanda Becket: That's it?

      Matt, Watermelon Guy: Yes

      Stoner Guy: Well... I mean, he's Preston. It's Preston. Ya know?

      Matt, Watermelon Guy: I like that guy.

      Stoner Guy: Pres-STONE!

      [Amanda turns and walks off]

      Stoner Guy: You know who else I like, who never got much play? Is Velma, from Scooby-Doo

      Matt, Watermelon Guy: Rooby Rooby Roo!

      Stoner Guy: She - right - she was also a cool - she was a hip, hip, lady.

      Matt, Watermelon Guy: Hip Chick.

    • William: [Rocking out to Guns N Roses] Wild Bill Rock and Roll!