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Simon: Do you suddenly want children now?
Hanna: I don't know, maybe.
Simon: Oh Lord, the poor things. Where are mummy and daddy? Out on the balcony, screaming at each other, as usual. And then, after 6 weeks of day care, after 6 years of psychiatry, we are probably the first case of divorce in world history where nobody wants custody!
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Simon: I don't know how this usually works.
Adam: What?
Simon: With the anonymity. Uhm... with gays. You know, I'm not gay. I mean, I wasn't gay, until now.
Adam: And now you think you are?
Simon: No idea. No. Yes. I don't know.
Adam: Don't worry too much.
Simon: It's not that easy.
Adam: It is. You just have to say goodbye.
Simon: To what?
Adam: To your deterministic understanding of biology.
Alexander Hörbe
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