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Gail Monahan: Hey, what's with the flag?
Rifat Maroun: Oh, I'm supporting the war.
Gail Monahan: I thought you were protesting it.
Rifat Maroun: I'm protesting one aspect of the war and supporting another aspect. See, the mark of intelligence, Gail, is having the capacity of holding two conflicting ideas in your head at one time.
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Rifat Maroun: [to Jasira upon arriving home from work] First your idiot of a president declares a ceasefire, even though Saddam isn't dead yet, or even captured. And then I ran over a cat, about a block way.
Alejandro Patiño
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