Alan Au

Janine: [after Donna kisses Michael] Oh, my God. I want that so bad. A husband that I can kiss and love and give juice too.

Michael Newman: You've already cheated on three different husbands with their brothers. I think you've given enough juice to everybody. Love juice.

Janine: You know way too much about me. I should've never done that Montel Williams show.

Michael Newman: Even Montel Williams thinks you're crazy and he's seen a lot of shit.

Janine: I was desperate for companionship! All of my husbands... All of them have emotionally abandoned me.

Michael Newman: They went to work. You had sex with their unemployed brothers. You're a horndog.

Michael Newman: I mean no disrespect, Prince Hubbida Hubbida.

Ammer: Hubba Bubba.

Prince Habeeboo: Habeeboo! Ha-bee-boo! Hubba Bubba is chewing gum. Prince Habeeboo is not chewing gum!