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Darian 2022-04-19 09:01:27
The script is so bad
Daily praise handsome face uncle
Then praise the villain Poppy! Charm MAX!
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Victoria 2021-10-20 17:47:31
The twilight of "gentleman"?
After reading the handwritten notes, I have no on-the-spot investigation and understanding of Britain and the "gentleman spirit", and no in-depth academic research, so I rely on some fragmentary historical knowledge and experience impressions, just treat it as a nonsense... for the convenience of...
Al Fenderico
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Bryana 2022-03-20 09:01:20
It's not as good as the first one, some places are too hilarious, such as Elton John or vaginal positioning, which is a bit outrageous. There are a lot of mechanical settings in the action scene, instead of the invigorating experience of the Scimitar Girl. In addition, the big names of Boss Qian, Berry, and Duye are purely soy sauce, and Uncle Colin and Red Viper are the highlights.
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Derek 2021-10-20 19:02:39
I don't care about the other things, so why should Agent Panna be a meat sauce! ! ! Isn't it okay to tie people up! ! ! People have good reasons to prohibit drugs! ! ! Why kill people! ! ! Cover your chest! ! !
Kingsman: The Golden Circle quotes
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[Charlie enters Poppy's Theater, wearing landmine equipment]
Poppy: You're late. Why are you still wearing that?
Charlie: Until you get rid of the perimeter landmines, I'll keep wearing the suit, thank you very much.
Poppy: Scaredy-cat. Shut up and sit down. Let's go!
[Poppy turns on the stage lights, revealing Elton John]
Charlie: 'Crocodile Rock', please.
Elton John: Fuck you!
[Poppy zaps Elton with the collar around his neck]
Poppy: Hey, hey, Elton. Language. Okay, well, as fabulous as your catalogue is, I think I want to hear some Gershwin.
[Elton sighs and plays the piano]
Charlie: I still can't believe you got away with kidnapping Elton John.
Poppy: I know! But with Valentine abducting those celebrities, it seemed silly not to take advantage of the confusion.
Charlie: Shit! Has Elton got the blue rash?
Poppy: Lights.
[Elton stops playing the piano as the theater lights turn on]
Poppy: Hey, Elton, have you been a bad boy again?
[Elton shakes his head as Poppy approaches the stage]
Poppy: You're lying. Look at your hands.
[Elton notices the blue rash on his hands]
Elton John: What is it?
Poppy: It's proof that my plan is gonna work. It's also the first sign of a slow and horrible death. Don't worry, I can fix it. Tell me who you parties with.
Elton John: [sighs] It was Angel.
Poppy: Huh, not very angelic. Gonna have to clip his wings.
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First Burly Guard: Sir Elton, stay here. We're under attack.
Elton John: Is it a rescue attempt?
First Burly Guard: Might be.
Elton John: [whispering] Yes!
[Elton starts playing his piano]
Elton John: [singing] Wednesday! Wednesday! Wednesday! Wednesday! Wednesday! Wednesday! Wednesday! Wednesday! Wednesday night's all right! Hey!
First Burly Guard: Isn't that supposed to be Saturday?
Elton John: What day is it today?
First Burly Guard: Wednesday?
Elton John: Exactly!
[Elton stomps on the guard's foot and slams him into his piano]
