Ahmad Jordan

Ahmad Jordan

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    • Pat 2022-04-22 07:01:03

      Hey~Director

      Decades of time, a fateful ending, an important person who can be counted on two palms
      has not cried like this for a long time. I once thought how wise those choices were, and those seemingly small sacrifices seemed to achieve important things. I used to choose Muran in so many moments, it seems...

    • Isom 2022-03-21 09:01:19

      Feels hard to say

      I wanted to watch this film a long time ago, but I haven't watched it. I watched it today and it feels hard to tell.
      The story is relatively old-fashioned, with some vulgar and funny tricks from time to time, and the thinking is also average. Especially the thinking mode that simply opposes work...

    • Adeline 2022-03-22 09:01:16

      I watched this movie ten years later, and the plot was forgotten, but the phrase "family first" is actually the line of this movie, and it has always affected me. It seems like inception tells, just plant it in your mind No matter how small an idea is, it will become your subconscious and affect you all the time. And isn't Morty in it the prototype of Rick and Morty? ?

    • Diego 2022-03-23 09:01:20

      79/100 After watching the film, I found that the concept of "Charlotte's Troubles" originated in ancient 2006! Although the whole film is full of spoofed American humor and vulgar and cheap sex, the theme of family affection is very tight, and the rhythm is not at all procrastinated. The last meeting with the old father and the bridge where he tried his best to run to his son when he was dying Poke tears. Ignoring all the misfortunes, at the end, the responsibility to the dream is almost a type of routine, but fortunately, the film is not reduced to vulgarity. This is not a dream, just like life is not just a emptiness. Embrace those troubles. Be irritating and trivial, like hugging your favorite wife and child, forever and ever.

    Click quotes

    • Donna Newman: Don't get mad at Peanut just because he found your Twinkie stash.

      Michael Newman: Who's Peanut? Where's Sundance?

      Donna Newman: [whispers] Don't mention Sundance! The kids just stopped crying.

      Michael Newman: About what? Why? What happened?

      [Donna looks at him confused, then Michael realizes that Sundance has died]

      Michael Newman: He died?

      [starts to cry]

      Michael Newman: Oh no, no, oh no, the stupid idiot and soft fur.

      Donna Newman: [to the kids] Daddy held it in so long.

      Michael Newman: He was the best dog!

      Donna Newman: And now he's letting himself feel it.

      Michael Newman: [crying] One night when the duck's head was off, he tried to hump my leg, and I didn't let him, and I should've! And I'm sorry! What an idiot.

      Donna Newman: It's okay.

    • [In the far future, Michael is confronted with kids that don't respect him anymore, a wife that has moved on without him and the breaking point - the treehouse that he had started building for the kids years ago remains unfinished]

      Michael Newman: No. No. Ten years, you're not finished yet?

      [screaming into the heavens]

      Michael Newman: Morty! Why did you do this to me?

      Morty: [suddenly appearing] You did this to yourself, Michael.

      Michael Newman: No. No, I didn't wanna waste all that time. I didn't wanna lose Donna!

      Morty: The remote goes by your behavior. Every time there was a conflict between work and home, work won!

      Michael Newman: No, not true!

      Morty: Lie to your wife! Lie to yourself. But you cannot lie to the remote. The remote is lie-proof, so you can't change what already happened. But you're still a young man. A young, fat man. You could win Donna back.

      Michael Newman: So that's what I'll do.

      Morty: Go for it, tubbs.