Ahmad Jordan

Ahmad Jordan

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    • Kirsten: Do you need something, Mr. Newman?

      Michael Newman: Who are you?

      Kirsten: Kirsten... your assistant?

      Michael Newman: Wha- Wha- What happen to Alice?

      Kirsten: She moved to Accounting, couldn't handle your hours.

      Kirsten: [Whispering] And she prefers to be called Allen now, remember?

      Kirsten: [points at Alice, she is now a he]

      Michael Newman: No... No! No!

    • Morty: Think about it, you've skipped a year. That's a lot of sex. That's like, thirty minutes worth for you.