-
Kirsten: Do you need something, Mr. Newman?
Michael Newman: Who are you?
Kirsten: Kirsten... your assistant?
Michael Newman: Wha- Wha- What happen to Alice?
Kirsten: She moved to Accounting, couldn't handle your hours.
Kirsten: [Whispering] And she prefers to be called Allen now, remember?
Kirsten: [points at Alice, she is now a he]
Michael Newman: No... No! No!
-
Morty: Think about it, you've skipped a year. That's a lot of sex. That's like, thirty minutes worth for you.
Ahmad Jordan
Extended Reading