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Henry Altmann: My tombstone will say, "Henry Altmann, 1951 dash 2014." I never knew till now, it's not the dates that matter... it's the dash.
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Henry Altmann: What the hell are you doing? Drive on the sidewalk! I don't want to die behind a cement truck!
Adam Chernick
Extended Reading
The Angriest Man in Brooklyn quotes
