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Ramona V. Flowers: Uh, Scott Pilgrim?
Scott Pilgrim: Hi. I was thinking about asking you out, but then I realized how stupid that would be. So do you want to go out sometime?
Ramona V. Flowers: Um, no, that's ok. You can just sign for this, all right?
Scott Pilgrim: I just woke up, and you were in my dream. I dreamt that you were delivering me this package. Is that weird?
Ramona V. Flowers: It's not weird at all.
Scott Pilgrim: It's not?
Ramona V. Flowers: You just have this convenient subspace highway running through your head that I like to use. It's like three miles in 15 seconds.
Scott Pilgrim: Right, right.
Ramona V. Flowers: I forgot you guys don't have that in Canada.
Scott Pilgrim: You don't remember me, do you? We met at the party the other day.
Ramona V. Flowers: Were you the Pac-man guy?
Scott Pilgrim: No. Not even. That was some total ass. I was the other guy.
Ramona V. Flowers: You know, you need to sign for this- whatever this is.
Scott Pilgrim: But if I sign for it you'll leave.
Ramona V. Flowers: Yeah, it's how it works.
Scott Pilgrim: Okey. Well, maybe, do you wanna hang out sometime? Get to know each other. You're the new kid on the block, right? I've lived here forever, so there are reasons for you to hang out with me.
Ramona V. Flowers: You want me to hang out with you?
Scott Pilgrim: Um, yeah, if that's cool.
Ramona V. Flowers: If I say yes, will you sign for your damn package?
Scott Pilgrim: So yeah. 8:00?
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Roxy Richter: You punched me in the boob! Prepare to die obviously!
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Scott Pilgrim vs. the World quotes
