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Amy: Guys, they're coming back!
[cannibal villagers return with ceramic bowls for captives]
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Kaycee: So I go to this party, and Scott's like, you should totally rush. And I'm like, that's retarded. That's were idiots who were stupid enough to go to Dartmouth.
[offers a piece of fruit]
Justine: I'm on a hunger strike.
Kaycee: You're one of them, I can tell.
Justine: Or I'm just not hungry.
Kaycee: Or you secretly want to starve yourself.
Justine: Duh, what girl doesn't?
Aaron Burns
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