You, Me and Dupree evaluation action
You, Me and Dupree quotes
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Molly Peterson: Now you've upset Randolph.
Carl Peterson: Randolph? Randolph? You've got to be kidding me. I know a Randy Dupree. I do NOT know a Randolph!
Molly Peterson: Did it ever occur to you that maybe he prefers to be called Randolph?
Carl Peterson: No, Molly, it never occured to me. The guy writes some bullshit poetry, and suddenly, he's got a brand new name.
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Molly Peterson: You haven't really been taking care of yourself. I can't remember the last time you exercised. And how many Twinkies have you had today?
Carl Peterson: What are you talking about?
Molly Peterson: Oh Carl, please. There's like a million Twinkie wrappers on the floor of your car. You're not fooling anybody.
Carl Peterson: All right. All right. So I admit it, I enjoy one occasionally. Is there something so wrong with that? Look, Molly, I am under a great deal of stress! What do you want from me?
[spots a magazine with Nick Lachey on the cover]
Carl Peterson: Wait a minute. Is this the kind of thing that turns you on?
Molly Peterson: Oh, Carl!
Carl Peterson: Is this what turns you on? Come on, Molly!
Molly Peterson: I was reading an article on Oprah!
Carl Peterson: Yeah, well I'm sorry I can't be one of your boy-band flavor-of-the-weeks, with their enhanced frosted tips and washboard bellies and their hairless backs!
Molly Peterson: What's happening to us, Carl?
Carl Peterson: I don't know what's happening to you, Molly, but apparently I'm getting fat!