Zohan is an agent working for the Israeli intelligence agency Mossad. He is strong, powerful, and talented. You can enjoy your leisure time, and when you receive a task, you will go into battle with terrorists from Palestine in a thrilling showdown. He killed countless opponents, just like a new era savior. But no one would have thought that this masculine man had the dream of being a hairdresser in his heart. He has long been tired of the life of fighting and killing, eager to work hard for his ideals. One day, the opportunity finally came. Johan pretended to be dead while performing the mission, and fled Israel to the bustling and fashionable United States. In this completely unfamiliar country, Zuohan made a lot of jokes, but as long as he had a dream in his heart, he would be fearless and move forward bravely.
You Don't Mess with the Zohan movie plot
2021-11-11 08:01
Extended Reading
You Don't Mess with the Zohan quotes
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Zohan: [the limo passenger is battered about as Zohan hits warp-factor 10 speeding through the streets] Don't worry! I will lose them!
Limousine Passenger: Nobody's following us!
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Zohan: [Zohan approaches apprehensive-looking young kid sitting in Barber chair] Young man! Look what I have found here, a nice balloon. Do you want it?
[hands kid balloon]
Zohan: You know, you shouldn't jump around when this nice woman is holding a sharp pair of scissors. If you move she could slip and slice your jugular vein, on accident. There is no way to stitch the jugular. All of your blood will be on the floor in four minutes. I have seen this. I have done this. You don't want this.
[kid bursts into a flood of tears, Zohan nerve pinches him and the kid slumps unconscious in his seat]
Zohan: Well then, at least it is good time to shave his neck...