Tough Guys evaluation action
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[last lines]
[Harry and Archie have crashed a train into Mexico. The federales show up]
Federale Captain: Buenos dias señores. Put up your hands. I'm afraid you're under arrest.
[the federales aim their guns at Harry and Archie]
Harry Doyle: Eh, now wait a minute, wait a minute. This ain't fair!
Federale Captain: No?
Archie Long: Señor, there's twelve of you and... just two of us.
Federale Captain: Si?
Harry Doyle: A-and you got guns, and we got nothin'.
Federale Captain: But this is how we put you under arrest señor!
Archie Long: Where we come from...
[points back to the US]
Archie Long: ...they've got rules about making arrests.
Federale Captain: Rules?
[Harry and Archie nods]
Archie Long: Si.
Federale Captain: What kind of rules?
[Harry and Archie glance amused at each other with a "here we go again" look]
Archie Long: Well... for one thing...
[Archie kicks the captain in the crotch]
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Bank Robber #1: [as Harry wrests his gun from him] I'll kill you, man! I was only kiddin', Grampa! Let me go!
Harry Doyle: Grampa, huh?
Archie Long: What are you gonna do with him, Harry?
Harry Doyle: I'm gonna blow his head off.
Archie Long: No, you don't want to do that.
Harry Doyle: He was disrespectful to me!
Archie Long: But you just got your suit cleaned. You'll get brains all over it.
Harry Doyle: This punk don't have any brains.
Archie Long: Yeah. But there'll be blood. All red and sticky, *bleah*. It'll be messy.
Harry Doyle: Get a mop!
Archie Long: Okay...
[Harry cocks the gun and the robber faints]
Archie Long: These guys are in the wrong business.
Harry Doyle: They don't make crooks like they used to.