Threesome movie plot
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Eddie: Gay sex, by definition, is better than straight sex.
Stuart: Get the fuck outta here! I would love to hear this.
Eddie: If you have male genitalia and you're sleeping with someone who also has male genitalia, then you have first-hand knowledge of how their equipment works. You know all the pressure-sensitive points. You know what buttons to push. If you're a man having sex with a woman or vice-versa, you never really know how they feel. You don't know if they really feel great or if they're just faking it.
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Eddie: - We think that Larry... is very scary.
Stuart: - And hairy.
Eddie: - Very hairy.
Stuart: - So be wary... of very scary hairy Larry.