The Pink Panther Publisher
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TSA Agent: What's in your pocket, sir?
Inspector Jacques Clouseau: Nothing.
TSA Agent: Sir, I'll say again, what's in your pocket?
Inspector Jacques Clouseau: Nothing.
TSA Agent: I'm gonna ask you again, what's in your pocket, sir?
Inspector Jacques Clouseau: [Clouseau proceeds to mumble the word 'hamburger' in an unintelligible manner throughout his interrogation] All right. I have, in my pocket... a couple of 'hambworstforts'.
TSA Agent: What?
Inspector Jacques Clouseau: I have in my pocket... a couple of 'dolvargars'.
TSA Agent: Sir?
Inspector Jacques Clouseau: [Clouseau continues to mumble the word 'Hamburger'] 'Handbirders'.
TSA Agent: Sir, in your pocket, you have...?
Inspector Jacques Clouseau: All right, I have four... 'Hanholders'.
TSA Agent: I'm sorry. Once more?.
[Clouseau mumbles something unintelligible that sounds like'hamburger', but the TSA agent cannot understand Clouseau's thick French accent]
TSA Agent: Again!
Inspector Jacques Clouseau: 'Damburrs'!
TSA Agent: Sir?
[a man in the crowd says "Hey, what's that"?]
Inspector Jacques Clouseau: 'Damburger'!
TSA Agent: Sir-- sir, I'm losing my patience.
Inspector Jacques Clouseau: Oh, you are? You are losing your patience?
TSA Agent: Yes.
Inspector Jacques Clouseau: I'm simply telling you I have a couple of 'tamburthers'.
TSA Agent: I've got an End darter down on six, I've got an End darter down on six!
National Guard: Locked and loaded, sir!
Security Agent: Show me your hands, sir!
Inspector Jacques Clouseau: All right, I'll just show you.
[Clouseau attempts to take the hamburgers out of his pocket, and Ponton tries to keep Clouseau from making a fool of himself]
Security Guard: No, no, no! Stay here, sir!
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Inspector Jacques Clouseau: [after Ponton blocks one of Clouseau's surprise attacks with a counter-attack of his own] Good one.
Ponton: Thank you.