The Change-Up Swap negative body reviews
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Jamie Lockwood: [Mitch at the door] He's early.
Dave: Yeah, you'd be early too if all you did all day was eat hummus and masturbate.
Cara Lockwood: What's "hummus"?
Dave: That is a Mediterranean spread, honey.
Cara Lockwood: What's "master-ate"?
Jamie Lockwood: It's a cracker.
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Mitch Planko: We do the Wheelbarrow, the Arabian Goggles, the Lonesome Dove, the Arsenio Hall, the Jelly Donut, the Pastrami Sandwich, the Wolfgang Puck. And let me tell you something, no man is that hungry.
Dave: What? I don't even know what these are.
Mitch Planko: You're married. You're married, Dave.