The Change-Up Swap negative body reviews
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[office phone rings]
Dave: [puts phone on speaker] Hello?
Mitch Planko: Penis, shit, vagina, cock, wolf pussies!
Dave's Secretary, Patricia: [stares in shock into Dave's office from her desk]
Dave: [quickly puts phone off speaker] Mitch. I'm at work.
Mitch Planko: [wearing a headset while swinging a samurai sword] Did I get you?
Dave: Yeah. Sure did.
Mitch Planko: You have me on speaker phone?
Dave: Yup.
Mitch Planko: Secretary hear?
Dave: Yes, the secretary heard. She heard it all.
Mitch Planko: Ha! That's awesome.
Dave: Not really. How stoned are you right now?
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Cara Lockwood: [runs toward Mitch] Uncle Mitch!
Mitch Planko: [hugs Cara and tosses her lightly into the air] How's my favorite ballerina doing?
Cara Lockwood: Hi, Uncle Mitch!
Mitch Planko: Hi! Wow! Gosh, you're so light - are you dieting?
Cara Lockwood: You want to come to my dance recital?
Mitch Planko: Oh, no, honey... the only style of dancing that Uncle Mitch likes involves a big, shiny pole and a broken woman with daddy issues.