The Back-up Plan "Flashback" love story
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Newell 2021-12-24 08:02:22
20100507 Shanghai orchids. Sometimes it's what you don't think about, and what you don't want to come. Where can I find such a good actor, whether you want him or not, or give up and find him, he is always there.
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Trystan 2022-04-22 07:01:39
Inexplicable love, inexplicable story.
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Stan: it's been 2 weeks now, all she ever wants to do is sleep with that pillow!
Playground Dad: The pillow is a bitch, its totally replacing you right?
Stan: Totally completely, she drags it everywhere.
Playground Dad: My wife, she drew eyes on hers so when i went to make a move in the middle of the night the pillow is staring at me, like uh uh bro, I don't think so.
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Baby Store Sales Clerk: [Looking at baby strollers] It's a bit overwhelming huh?
Stan: There are so many and they are so... big!
Baby Store Sales Clerk: Well they have to be big, 2 babies right?
Stan: Yeah but babies are small, these are for like giant mutant babies
Baby Store Sales Clerk: Well you should see some of the babies that come in here, total fatasses