That Awkward Moment movie plot
That Awkward Moment quotes
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Mikey: Which one of you divas uses self-tanner?
Daniel: I do, why?
[Mikey walks out of the bathroom in nothing but a towel]
Mikey: Because I beat off with it last night.
Daniel: Why... why didn't you even read the bottle?
Mikey: I was a little drunk.
Jason, Daniel: What?
Mikey: My shit is orange.
[Mikey opens towel]
Jason: Oh!
Mikey: Look at this!
Daniel: Oh my God!
Jason: Oh no!
Daniel: Who knew that could even happen to you? I didn't know you could change colors.
Mikey: Stop.
Jason: Your dick looks like a yam.
Daniel: Your dick looks like a traffic cone.
Mikey: Just stop.
Daniel: Your dick looks like a can of cheddar Pringles.
Mikey: That's fucked up.
Jason: Your dick looks like Spike Lee at a Knicks game.
Daniel: If your dick was jumping over the river, it would be the General Lee.
[Takes a sip out of his mug and spits it out in a fit of laughter]
Jason, Daniel: [Both succumb to built up laughter]
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Jason: And he would give anything to back to that moment
Jason: The moment where they first met.
Jason: Before anything went wrong.
Jason: Before he didn't show up for her when she needed him most.
Jason: Before he understood that being there for somebody when it's most difficult is really all that relationships are.
Jason: Jason knew that now.
Jason: And he was so sorry for what he had done.
Jason: But Jason also realized that in that moment, he wasn't afraid, because he thought wasn't the one.
Jason: He was absolutely terrified, because he knew she was.
Jason: And if she could give him just one more chance,
Jason: just one more chance,
Jason: she knew where to find him.