Ted evaluation action
Ted quotes
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Ted: [Lori just took a shower; she is nude except for a towel wrapped around her] Down here. Not looking up your towel. Swear to God. Not looking up your towel. Not looking at your funny business.
Lori: [annoyed] Ted, what are you doing here?
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Robert: Me and Ted are going to be best friends, Daddy.
Donny: Yes, you are, my little chipmunk. Happy playtime.
Ted: Jesus fucking Christ!
Robert: I said a bad word one time. Daddy punished me for it.
Ted: That's a great story. I felt like I was there.
Robert: Daddy gave me an ouch. Now, I have to give you an ouch.
[tears Ted's ear off]