Shakespeare in Love behind the scenes gags
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William Shakespeare: Love knows nothing of rank, or riverbank. It will spark between a Queen and the poor vagabond who plays the King - and their love should be minded by each, for love denied blights the soul we owe to God.
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Philip Henslowe: [bound, with feet high over burning coals] I have a wonderful new play.
Hugh Fennyman: Put them back in.
[Lambert lowers Henslowe's feet closer to the coals]
Philip Henslowe: It's a comedy!
Hugh Fennyman: Cut off his nose.
Philip Henslowe: It's a new comedy by William Shakespeare!
Hugh Fennyman: And his ears.
Philip Henslowe: And a share! We will be partners, Mr. Fennyman.
Hugh Fennyman: Partners?
[Lambert lifts Henslowe's feet off the coals]
Philip Henslowe: It's a crowd tickler. Mistaken identities. Shipwreck. Pirate King. A bit with a dog and love triumphant!
Lambert: I think I've seen it. I didn't like it.
Philip Henslowe: But, this time it's by Shakespeare!
Hugh Fennyman: What's it called?
Philip Henslowe: Romeo and Ethel the Pirates Daughter.
Hugh Fennyman: Good title.