Playing It Cool evaluation action
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Narrator: Love is fucked up. It is confusing and it's terrifying and it's painful. It sucks. But I'm looking at you right now and I wanna risk it. I know it could be a mistake, I know we can make each other miserable but even if we had the slightest chance of being that one time, I'm willing to regret you for the rest of my life.
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Samson: There's a reason Romeo killed himself, okay? Suicide was the best option for this guy.
Mallory: Why?
Scott: What?
Lyle: No, no. Romeo set the standard for love.
Samson: No, Shakespeare didn't know anything about love. The guy was a sexual deviant, okay? He couldn't keep his hands off himself. That's why his name was Shakespeare
Narrator: It's true. Hardy, Dickens, Longfellow, all sex starved pen names.
Samson: E. Cummings
Scott: Updike
Mallory: Margaret *Atewood*
Samson: Dean *Cunts*
Lyle: [Correcting their pronunciation] Atwood and Koontz.
Scott: Balzac.