Plan 9 from Outer Space behind the scenes gags
Plan 9 from Outer Space quotes
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Inspector Clay: [looking at the two dead gravediggers] Who found 'em?
Patrolman Kelton: The man and girl.
Inspector Clay: Medical examiner been around yet?
Patrolman Kelton: Just left. The morgue wagon ought to be around almost any time.
Inspector Clay: You get their statement?
Patrolman Kelton: Yeah, as much as we could. They're pretty scared.
Inspector Clay: Finding a mess like this ought make anyone frighented.
[to Lt. Harper]
Inspector Clay: Have one of the boys take the guy and the girl back to town. You take charge.
Lieutenant John Harper: Okay, Inspector. What are you going to do?
Inspector Clay: Look around a little.
Lieutenant John Harper: It's pretty dark out there. Once you get beyond the range of those lights, you won't be able to see your hand in front of your face.
Inspector Clay: I'll get a flashlight from one of the patrol cars.
Lieutenant John Harper: Okay, you be careful, Clay.
Inspector Clay: I'm a big boy now, Johnny.
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Criswell: My friend, you have seen this incident, based on sworn testimony. Can you prove that it didn't happen?