Paddington 2 evaluation action
Paddington 2 quotes
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Phoenix Buchanan: [brandishes a sword] Stage combat. Level Four.
Mrs. Bird: [grabs a nearby rifle] Well, where I come from, *laddie*... they teach you never to bring a knife to a gunfight!
[cocks the rifle]
Phoenix Buchanan: I think you'll find that fires plastic darts.
Mrs. Bird: [fires a dart into the middle of his forehead] So it does.
Phoenix Buchanan: [pulls off the dart] Whereas this sword - looks very sharp!
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Paddington: [buried under a mound of sacks of oranges] These sacks are awfully heavy.
Knuckles McGinty: Well, take them one at a time, then!
Paddington: Right. One at a...
[Knuckles throws a sack on him]
Paddington: ... time.
[crossing back and forth carrying a single orange:]
Paddington: One juicy orange. Two juicy oranges. Three juicy oranges. Four juicy...
Knuckles McGinty: [angrily] Now what are you doing?
Paddington: Taking them one at a time!
Knuckles McGinty: ONE *SACK* AT A TIME!