Old Dogs movie plot
Old Dogs quotes
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Zach: I think "scat" is poop.
Dan: Really, son?
Zach: Yeah.
Charlie: You wiped poop on my face?
Dan: Yeah. Scat happens, man.
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Troop Leader Adam: [Trying to get Charlie's attention] Hey. Hey. Hey. You remind me of that old dude, who stole my girlfriend.
Charlie: What?
[Charlie looks at Dan]
Troop Leader Adam: Yeah, you! Mr. Wall of Hair.
Charlie: What's your problem?
Troop Leader Adam: Yeah, how about we go dig a hole?
Charlie: He's giving me the stink eye.
Dan: Yeah.
Troop Leader Adam: Yeah, you thief. I loved her. I loved her so much.
Dan: What are you saying?
Troop Leader Adam: My beef is not with you, Old Women.
Dan: Thank you.