Office Christmas Party movie plot
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Drew: [speaking with a British accent] The English band, the Arctic Monkeys? You were supposed to see them with your friend Lindsey, you were like, "I can't go," because you couldn't get a babysitter?
Allison: Did you hack into my emails? Get the fuck out of here! And never use that British accent again!
[Drew leaves]
Nate: [sees her, stops] Allison, are you okay?
Allison: No! I'm not okay. My ex-husband is dating a stripper, Drew is cyberstalking me, and Fred from accounting is like a human fucking AMBER Alert. Don't I deserve to date someone who is nice?
Nate: Of course you do. Allison, you're an amazing person. You basically take care of this whole office. And you do it every day, even though most people don't seem to notice. So, yeah, you deserve someone nice.
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Josh Parker: You... You thought you'd bring the kid, huh?
Dean: Yeah. We couldn't get anyone to watch him. But don't worry, he has an iPad. We could axe murder each other and he wouldn't even notice. He'll just sit there with that dumb look on his face.
[the boy looks at Josh with the "dumb look"]
Dean: Yeah, that's the one.