Mr. Woodcock evaluation action
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Mr. Woodcock: [from his hospital bed] Set of ten, Farley.
John Farley: [in disbelief] What?
Mr. Woodcock: Just joking.
[smiles]
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Beverly Farley: [seeing her son pushing Woodcock down the parade route in a gurney] My God, what happened? Jasper, why are you on that gurney?
Mr. Woodcock: I don't know, honey, but I'm here to say that...
[pauses]
Mr. Woodcock: ... I'm basically sorry.
Beverly Farley: [unimpressed] "Basically sorry"?
John Farley: Mom, for an emotional cripple like Woodcock, that's a huge step. Listen, I'm the one who should be apologizing, OK? This is all my fault. Just give him another shot, because my lungs are about to explode!
Mr. Woodcock: Please, honey?