Monster-in-Law Tidbits
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Viola Fields: [blows airhorn] I'm sorry! I thought it was air freshener!
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[first lines]
[Charlie sitting at her desk at home. Phone rings. Charlie lets the answering machine pick up and listens to the recording]
Charlotte 'Charlie' Cantilini: [Answering machine message] Hi, it's Charlie. Leave a message.
[Answering machine beeps to signal beginning of message]
Carol, from LA Temp Agency: [Leaving message on answering machine] Hi Charlie, it's Carol from the L.A. Temp Agency. Listen, Dr. Patel's office needs you for tomorrow. Is that ok? Let me know. Bye.
[Answering machine beeps signaling end of message]
Remy: [Charlie sketching]
[Remy walks in with cup of coffee and toast]
Remy: Morning neighbor.
[Chews toast]
Charlotte 'Charlie' Cantilini: Heeeyyy...
[Looks at Remy and gestures to his hands]
Charlotte 'Charlie' Cantilini: Help yourself.
Remy: [Lifts hands holding coffee and toast in acknowledgement] Oh thanks, I was out of everything.
Charlotte 'Charlie' Cantilini: Uch, why do I even bother?
[Stands up while wadding sketch up into ball. Walks past Remy]
Charlotte 'Charlie' Cantilini: You know Remy, I gave you that key for emergencies... Extreme emergencies.
[Unseen Charlie throws sketch backwards and we see Remy catch it]
Remy: [Shakes sketch open] It was! I needed caffeine... Oh, now this is good. I'd even wear it.
Charlotte 'Charlie' Cantilini: Good, cause I gotta go. I'm late for my first client.
[Walks out of closet and to bedroom door]
Charlotte 'Charlie' Cantilini: But you stay, have breakfast, take a shower... open my drawers.
[Smirks at him and leaves]