Megamind movie plot
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Metro Man: Should've known you tried to crash the party!
Metro Man: Oh, I intend to do more than crash it! This is a day you and Metrocity shall not soon forget!
Metro Man: It's pronounced METRO CITY!
Megamind: Oh, potato, tomato, potato, tomato...
Metro Man: We all know how this ends: with YOU behind bars!
Megamind: [sarcastically] Oh, I'm shaking in my custom, baby seal leather boots!
[serious]
Megamind: You will leave Metrocity, or this will be the last you ever hear of... Roxanne Ritchi!
[presses a button to show a captive Roxanne on a separate screen]
Megamind: Huh?
Metro Man: [gasps] Roxanne! Don't panic, Roxy... I'm on my way!
Roxanne Ritchi: Yeah, I'm not panicking.
Megamind: [smirking] In order to stop me, you need to find me first, Metro Man!
Roxanne Ritchi: We're at the abandoned observatory!
Metro Man: A-ha!
Megamind: [lunges for the control and turns off the camera on Roxanne] Nooo! We're NOT! Don't listen to her, she's crazy!
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Roxanne Ritchi: What secrets? You're SOOO predictable!
Megamind: Predictable? PREDICTABLE? Oh, you call THIS predictable?
[pulls a lever that opens up an alligator pool beneath Roxanne]
Roxanne Ritchi: Your alligators, yeah, mm-hmm. I was thinking about it on the way over...
Megamind: [pulls another lever that reveals a hidden gun] What's this? Boom! In your face.
Roxanne Ritchi: Cliché!
Megamind: No! Look! Watch!
[brings down a gauntlet of blades]
Roxanne Ritchi: Juvenile!
Roxanne Ritchi: Shock and awe!
[brings up a chainsaw]
Roxanne Ritchi: Tacky!
Megamind: OH, IT'S SO SCARY!
[unleashes a cycle of spiked boots]
Roxanne Ritchi: Seen it!
Megamind: [frantic] What's this one do?
[unleashes a flamethrower]
Roxanne Ritchi: Garish!
[Megamind breaks down]
Roxanne Ritchi: Okay, the spider's new.
Megamind: Spider?
[sees a spider hanging in front of Roxanne. Minion just shrugs]
Megamind: Uh... Uh, yes, the spyiiiiiider. Even the smallest bite from... "arachnis deathicus"... will instantly paralyze...
[Roxanne blows the spider into Megamind's eye]
Megamind: AARGH! GET IT OFF! IT BIT ME!