Legally Blonde movie plot
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Brooke: I was getting...
[whispers]
Brooke: liposuction.
Elle: I'm sorry, what?
Brooke: [whispers a little louder] I was getting liposuction.
Elle: Huh?
Brooke: [shouting] LIPOSUCTION!
Elle: [gasps loudly]
Brooke: OH GOD!
Elle: [low voice] NO...
Brooke: I know! I'm a fraud! It's not like normal women can have this ass! If my fans knew that I bought it, I would lose everything!
[sadly]
Brooke: I've already lost my husband.
[bitterly]
Brooke: I'd rather go to jail than lose my reputation.
Elle: [understanding] Brooke, your secret's safe with me.
Brooke: [tearfully, yet thankfully] Thank you.
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Elle: [after Warner asks her out after the trial] But if I'm going to be a partner in a law firm by the time I'm 30, I need a boyfriend who's not such a complete bonehead.