Kung Fury background creation
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Christiana 2022-04-21 09:02:50
Hao Lao Hao want to burst the sauce [duration/s/1pJspt8Z code itr6]
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Mona 2022-03-25 09:01:13
true fans. Crowdfunding victory.
Kung Fury quotes
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Kung Fury: Open the doors, Hoff.
Hoff 9000: I'm sorry, Fury. I can't let you do that.
Kung Fury: Open the doors, Hoff!
Hoff 9000: I'm sorry. I can't let you open the doors, Kung Fury.
Kung Fury: Goddammit, open the doors!
Hoff 9000: I'm sorry. I can't...
Kung Fury: Open the doors!
Hoff 9000: Did anyone tell you... not to hassle the Hoff 9000?
Kung Fury: Oh, Hoff 9000. Son of a bitch.
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[Kung Fury is about to enter the portal to Nazi Germany]
Kung Fury: Well, looks like this is my ride.
Barbarianna: Hey, future cop. Where are you going?
[Kung Fury stops, then turns around while Barbarianna dismounts from her wolf]
Kung Fury: You know what?
[hands Barbarianna his phone number]
Kung Fury: Here, take my number.
[He then gives her a large car phone]
Kung Fury: And use this phone to call me. It's a personal, transportable cellular telephone. It features 645 channel capacity, 10 number speed dial, and an electronic security lock. This revolution in communication can make it possible for more and more people to have a phone in their car.
[Confused look in Barbarianna and Katana's faces while Kung Fury enters the portal]