Hiccup:
[to Toothless]
We're leaving! Let's pack up. Looks like you and me are taking a little vacation. Forever.
[he bends over his pack]
Hiccup:
Ah man.
[looking up, he sees Astrid sitting on a boulder, sharpening her axe]
Hiccup:
Agh! What the... uh, uh, what are you doing here?
Astrid:
I want to know what's going on.
[she jumps down and menaces him with the axe]
Astrid:
No one just *gets* as good as you do. *Especially* you. Start talking! Are you training with someone?
Hiccup:
Uh, uh, training? I didn't...
Astrid:
[grabbing his flight gear]
It better not involve *this*...
Hiccup:
I, I know, this... looks really bad, but, you see, this is uh...
[there's a rustling behind them and she looks over his shoulder toward the noise]
Hiccup:
[trying to distract her]
Uh, you're right! You're right, you're right. I, I'm through with the lies, I've been making... outfits! So, you got me. It's time everyone knew. Drag me back, go ahead... here we go...
[she twists his arm, throwing him to the ground]
Hiccup:
OW! Why would you *do* that?
Astrid:
That's for the lies! And *that's*...
[she drops the butt of her axe on his chest]
Astrid:
... for everything else!
[Toothless emerges a few feet away]
Hiccup:
Oh man...
Astrid:
[gasps and throws them both to the ground]
Get down!
[Toothless charges, she pushes Hiccup away and raises her axe]
Astrid:
RUN! RUN!
Hiccup:
[grabbing the axe and throwing it away]
No! No! It's okay, it's okay!
[to Toothless]
Hiccup:
She's a friend.
[to Astrid, holding Toothless back]
Hiccup:
You scared him.
Astrid:
*I* scared *him*? Who is "him"?
Hiccup:
Uh... Astrid, Toothless! Toothless, Astrid.
[Toothless snarls, Astrid shakes her head in bewilderment and runs off]
Hiccup:
Duh-duh-duh, we're dead!
